On board the airship Gears of Wonder


    whiskeydrinking-operating:

    scrub-niggurath:

    whiskeydrinking-operating:

    tlcplmax:

    Turtle power.

    "Am I not turttlleeyy enough for tuurrrrtle company?"

    HOLY SHIT THATS MY ITB INSTRUCTOR

    Small Corps

    (via r-u-seri0us)


  1. presidentmikasa:

    officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

    this is the best story

    (via reichsmarschall)

  2. A quote I made up


    There are so many things in life that can kill you please don’t make yourself one of them…

  3. r-u-seri0us:

    Will there ever be a day that I don’t feel like I’m bugging the person I’m texting

    Exactly what I feel…

  4. nickfuckface:

    narutoobsessed:

    blizzard-bells:

    egbertitties:

    atomicpowered:

    gr0sse:

    higashizawa:

    remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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    And my personal favorite

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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME

    I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

    #NeverForget

    the funniest thing here is the fact that there is someone out here who owns a Miku Hatsune motor scooter

    (Source: sachithethief, via prettypinkpotatoes)

  5. injellyfish:

    ahkmenra-h:

    hellabitcoins:

    sansaspark:

    magconbabe-matt:

    This shit better work

    HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

    what if we all got paper lol
    GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

    I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

    (via prettypinkpotatoes)


  6. Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

    • The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
    • Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
    • Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
    • LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
    • Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
    • Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
    • Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
    • Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
    • Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
    • Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
    • Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
    • Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
    • UK Helplines:
    • Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
    • Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
    • Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
    • Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
    • b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
    • b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
    • Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
    • Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
    • Drinkline: 0800 9178282
    • Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
    • Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
    • India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
    • India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
    • Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
    • suicide hotlines;
    • Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
    • Australia: 13-11-14
    • Austria: 01-713-3374
    • Barbados: 429-9999
    • Belgium: 106
    • Botswana: 391-1270
    • Brazil: 21-233-9191
    • Canada: 1-800-448-3000
    • China: 852-2382-0000
    • (Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
    • Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
    • Croatia: 01-4833-888
    • Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
    • Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
    • Denmark: 70-201-201
    • Egypt: 762-1602
    • Estonia: 6-558-088
    • Finland: 040-5032199
    • France: 01-45-39-4000
    • Germany: 0800-181-0721
    • Greece: 1018
    • Guatemala: 502-234-1239
    • Holland: 0900-0767
    • Honduras: 504-237-3623
    • Hungary: 06-80-820-111
    • Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
    • Israel: 09-8892333
    • Italy: 06-705-4444
    • Japan: 3-5286-9090
    • Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
    • Malaysia: 03-756-8144
    • (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
    • Mexico: 525-510-2550
    • Netherlands: 0900-0767
    • New Zealand: 4-473-9739
    • New Guinea: 675-326-0011
    • Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
    • Norway: 47-815-33-300
    • Philippines: 02-896-9191
    • Poland: 52-70-000
    • Portugal: 239-72-10-10
    • Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
    • Spain: 91-459-00-50
    • South Africa: 0861-322-322
    • South Korea: 2-715-8600
    • Sweden: 031-711-2400
    • Switzerland: 143
    • Taiwan: 0800-788-995
    • Thailand: 02-249-9977
    • Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
    • Ukraine: 0487-327715
  7. azgunguy:

    hyourinmaruice:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9

    More?

    British Tumblr photoset #8

    Canadian Tumblr Photoset #10

    I love just how much the Scottish hate the English

    I read this in a Scottish accent.

    (via r-u-seri0us)


  8. mrv3000:

    sonneillonv:

    underhuntressmoon:

    voidbat:

    explainervideo:

    What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

    OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

    In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

    THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

    #FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU AAAAAAALLLLL #KITTY BARF

    (via prettypinkpotatoes)


  9. shaunofthebread:

    zaynmaliki:

    I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

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    (via prettypinkpotatoes)